I've decided to opt out of it because I had to be really really mean to the protagonist in the piece I'm writing for my fiction workshop (fair warning before anyone clicks: R for: Questionable language, family violence, and off-hand mentions of zombie violence, bloodshed, suicide, and different ways to die). And, really, I just want to do something fun and pointless and, idk, maybe it'll be cracky, that's up to you lot.
Because... stealing an idea from the ever-amazing sherlock, I'm throwing up a RANDOM RP POST.
Rules and Other Sundry Whatnots 1. Yarr. This can go any which way happens upon us. The general idea I have is that every pair-up will be 5-10 tags long, maybe longer if the muses strike us, but... not a whole scene as much as it is something fun and distracting and random.
2. Yarr, I'll pair up anybody, even if they've never scened before. Even if they aren't from the same verse. The whole point is to be RANDOM. Whoo. If we've never played together before, though, apps are unnecessary but helpful.
3. Yarr, this is low-stress and fun, remember? Don't hassle me and I won't hassle you; if it takes me a few days to tag, don't worry because I likely haven't forgotten you; I probably just got crazy busy with something.
4. Fair game to request from me: my active characters, retired characters, anyone I've said I'll play on that list (though, fair note for your sakes: I don't have profiles/apps for most of the characters on that list, so we'd be working with concepts and little else), and characters on this list; also fair game, though I have no idea why you'd want to subject yourself to her, girl!Barty, or, long story short, "what happens when I get bored and enough people make jokes about how feminine Barty is." Basically, she's just like Barty... but female and slightly more prone to hysterics.
5. Let me know what you want using this form: Who: Where: When: Prompt of some sort:
Also, I can start or you can. I don't care. If you want me to start, just copy-paste the form thing in a comment and leave the rest blank.
6. Prompts don't have to be detailed and I'm pretty much chucking most semblance of reality in the plausibility of prompts (which is to say, it's totally fine to put up something like, "FIRST MEETING" or "RANDOM ENCOUNTER IN A BAR" or "THE WORLD WAS OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES AND CHAR A AND CHAR B HAVE TO SURVIVE TOGETHER" or "DESERT ISLAND" or something like that), and really, ask for however many you want. If we don't get to all of them, then we don't get to all of them, but ask away nevertheless.
7. I really prefer not to RP smut; anything else, well... we'll burn that bridge when we come to it. If there's anything you want to do, but not in public, let me know and we'll do it in a locked place somewhere else.
8. Have fun. Because you're wonderful, and I love you, and this is strictly for the purposes of being amusing.