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Name: Caradoc DearbornFormer House: Gryffindor '73. Birthday: 22nd October. Age: 37 Affiliation: Order. Blood: Halfblood. Occupation: Mad scientist. PB: James Marsden. | |||
Name: CalypsoPantheon: Greek Known for: Sex kitten, vampire of the emotional variety. Alias: Candace Abbott Occupation: Editor, La Femme. Read: Odyssey PB: Emily Blunt | Name: ClytemnestraPantheon: Greek Known for: Murderess, feminist. Alias: Dr. Clementine Sheridan Occupation: Gender Studies Professor @ NYU Read: Oresteia, Odyssey PB: Shara Worden | Name: TiresiasPantheon: Greek Known for: Gender-fluid seer. Alias: Terence/Theresa Silas. Occupation: Stock-playing fortune-teller. Read: Bacchae, Oedipus Rex, Antigone, Odyssey PB: F. Apple & J. Gyllenhaal | |
Name: Sebastian BradleyHouse: Ravenclaw / Year: 6th Birthday: 22nd February. Age: 17 Affiliation: Neutral. Blood: Halfblood. Occupation: Student/poet. 3 words: omg melodramatic fop. PB: Robert Pattinson. | Name: Theodore NottHouse: Slytherin / Year: 7th Birthday: 25th December. Age: 19 Affiliation: Death Eaters. Blood: Pureblood. Occupation: Student/theorist. 3 words: Prickly, cranky Purist. PB: Shaun Haugh. | ||
Name: Davin AndrewsAge: 25 / Sign: Pisces. Sexuality: Gay. Occupation: Writer. Text: "my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet." PB: Matthew Gray Gubler. | Name: Mitchell AndrewsAge: 60 / Sign: Taurus. Sexuality: Heterosexual. Occupation: Scholar/Asshat. Text: "Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?" PB: Hugh Laurie. | Name: Andy BeckettAge: 19 / Sign: Scorp./Sagg. Sexuality: Gay. Occupation: Student. Text: "A: I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles! B: what drugs are you on? A: none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later" PB: Chris Colfer. |
Name: Jason BlackwoodAge: 42 / Sign: Gemini. Sexuality: Homosexual. Occupation: literature professor. Text: "i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that." PB: Neil Patrick Harris. |
Name: Joann KaczkowskiAge: 35 / Sign: Aries. Sexuality: Straight. Occupation: Asst. Dir., HR Text: "He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings" PB: Sara Rue. | Name: Rory MitchellAge: 26 / Sign: Scorpio. Sexuality: Straight. Occupation: Stalker. Text: "would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions." PB: Orlando Bloom. |
Name: Talia PierceAge: 18 / Sign: Cancer. Sexuality: Straight. Occupation: unemployed. Text: "Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever." PB: Mila Kunis. | Name: Alice RidleyAge: 21 / Sign: Aries Sexuality: Bisexual. Occupation: Student/barista. Text: "careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus" PB: Olivia Thirlby. |